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Post by dave on Apr 1, 2006 16:53:01 GMT
POSTED 1:05 a.m. EST, April 1, 2006
TUNA SURPRISE: PARCELLS OUT IN BIG D
A league source tells us that Cowboys coach Bill Parcells resigned his position on Friday night after a lengthy meeting with owner Jerry Jones regarding the decision to sign receiver Terrell Owens.
Parcells, who signed an extension last season, was angered by the acquisition of Owens. The veteran coach, we hear, told Jones that Owens had not changed and should not be signed. Parcells became livid after Owens' book deal was announced, which happened less than two days after Owens was introduced as a member of the organization.
Butch Davis is the leading candidate to replace Parcells. Davis was the Cowboys' defensive coordinator in the early 1990s, and he served with Jimmy Johnson's two Super Bowl teams.
For Parcells, his coaching career is likely over after stints as the top dog with the Giants, Patriots, Jets, and Cowboys.
Editor's note: If you haven't realized it -- and we feel sorry for your family and co-workers if you haven't -- all of the above stories and one-liners are phony. This is our annual April Fool's edition, and the real news and rumors appear below.)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Adamsky83 on Apr 1, 2006 17:20:32 GMT
OOOOOOOOOO Dave, BAD LUCK for you fool, ya posted that after Mid-Day, better not have jinxed the season
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Post by lilmiguel on Apr 2, 2006 9:34:12 GMT
Lol as soon as I saw that headline I knew it was gonna be an April fool..Good one tho! Mikey
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Post by dave on Apr 2, 2006 9:46:10 GMT
OOOOOOOOOO Dave, BAD LUCK for you fool, ya posted that after Mid-Day, better not have kinxed the season Mid-day in the UK...not mid-day in the US.....and by the way what in the blue hell is "kinxed" ? ;D
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Post by Adamsky83 on Apr 2, 2006 10:20:28 GMT
oops, my bad, changed now. But atleast we'r not 'kinxed' seein it wasnt mid-day in the US right! haha
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Post by Gordon13 on Apr 3, 2006 18:08:13 GMT
"Kinxed" - to be afflicted by drinking champagne and it tasting just like cherry-cola. (Oxford English Dictionary, 1970, Lola Edition)
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Post by lilmiguel on Apr 3, 2006 20:24:19 GMT
ROFL!!
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